"Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.
- George Carlin
....and one from my boss (yes, I do still have a brick-and-mortar position):
"You can have it one of three ways. You can have it good and fast, but it's not going to be cheap; You can have it good and cheap, but it's not going to be fast; or, You can have it cheap and fast, but it's not going to be good."
- Hil's Boss (but he could have ripped it off from someone else....lol)

