OFFERED: Links to your Site in exchange for...

This one might be a bit off the wall, but let's give it a shot anyway. I run a good-sized blog with decent traffic coming 98% from organic searches. I will give you a free link in the sidebar with your anchor text of choice (nothing adult themed of course) or a sponsor link at the end of your post of choice in exchange for a customer! You could even be the customer yourself. Here is my site where you can learn about what "being my customer" means: http://ahane.joinambit.com

Here is the blog that you would get your link on for a minimum of 6 months: http://lifeandlawns.com

Any takers?