WANTED: Online marketing expertise OFFERED: Portrait session

Though I've worked in online advertising as a copywriter and keywording consultant, I don't have expertise in assessing online advertising packages in terms of numbers, i.e. projected increases in site traffic, queries and/or sales from a given promotion. I am looking at a few different online advertising options and giving a free portrait session to the person who has expertise and an hour to help me assess my options. Email or call if you're that guru!