Benton Jones
I am an abstract marketer, a concrete creative, and a ruthless innovator.

Counter Culture Corp LLC

Websites:

• http://carpebenton.com

Connect with me on:

• AIM: axion2042

I have a passion for sailing through sandboxes; you may find me at Hells Angels reunions touting my love for mopeds. I have been known to leap tall buildings in a single bound to help cure Acrophobia nation wide. I have written several award winning Musical's for the deaf. I recently triumphed over Tiger Woods on the back nine. I one time filled in for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. I shamelessly drop the names of deceased presidents to gain VIP access; anywhere. I hold a black belt in Scrabble. I am the world champion for blind folded chainsaw juggling...[more]

I have a passion for sailing through sandboxes; you may find me at Hells Angels reunions touting my love for mopeds. I have been known to leap tall buildings in a single bound to help cure Acrophobia nation wide. I have written several award winning Musical's for the deaf. I recently triumphed over Tiger Woods on the back nine. I one time filled in for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. I shamelessly drop the names of deceased presidents to gain VIP access; anywhere. I hold a black belt in Scrabble. I am the world champion for blind folded chainsaw juggling and I still have all my appendages. I am the creative genius behind the Arthur Anderson accounting practices. I sleep only on Sunday because it is already tomorrow in China. I can sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves. I am a capricious traveler choosing only destinations where cows out number people. I once single handedly defended a small Ugandan village with only a ping pong paddle and ball. I am the announcer for "Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous" due to my illustriously soothing baritone voice. I was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award for Nuclear Physics when I was eight. When I have grown bored with a city I choose to remodel it making it more efficient and eliminating all traffic back ups. I secretly enjoy TPS reports. My credibility has been established through my appearances on "The Price is Right." I have purchased a large pointy dog solely to guard my bathroom.

I'm no superman.

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