Brian M. Wise
Technical Communication, Editing and Content Production; Professional Loudmouth and Heckler

Infinite Simians

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Us Write Pretty.

Infinite Simians is currently seeking partner writers, editors, content providers, production managers, and outsource partners for a variety of projects, and slowly phasing out the army of infinite simians at the typewriters.

Look, the monkeys are unionizing. Bananas are more expensive with the price of diesel oil, and frankly, I'm tired of showing Planet of the Apes, The Wizard of Oz and Dunstan Checks In 24/7 in the break room. And these typewriters don't repair themselves.

Infinite Simians offers full-scale writing and communications development projects. We are currently accepting RFQs for editing, short white papers, readability passes...[more]

Us Write Pretty.

Infinite Simians is currently seeking partner writers, editors, content providers, production managers, and outsource partners for a variety of projects, and slowly phasing out the army of infinite simians at the typewriters.

Look, the monkeys are unionizing. Bananas are more expensive with the price of diesel oil, and frankly, I'm tired of showing Planet of the Apes, The Wizard of Oz and Dunstan Checks In 24/7 in the break room. And these typewriters don't repair themselves.

Infinite Simians offers full-scale writing and communications development projects. We are currently accepting RFQs for editing, short white papers, readability passes, simpified English editing and writing projects, as well as short-term journalism and research articles. Press releases, story outlines and information packets, manuals and styleguides may be considered on a contingency basis.

What do we sound like? What do YOU sound like?

Informal, formal, hip, hick, chick, lit, high, low, punk, schmoe, indie, artsy, funny, witty, wry, dry or provocatively juxtaposed, we can write it or give you the voice you want for the audience you want to talk to most.

Infinite Simians has experience with public utility documentation, technical journalism, product manuals, software, hardware, technical proposals, business proposals, and even just hitting the F7 key for you. Not a writer? Somewhere, there's a monkey just waiting for you to give him a banana. [less]