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Chris Haddad

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Moneyfingers, Inc.

Seattle, Washington 98112

206-550-5558
  • Skype: wordmerc

About Chris

I help you build your business to staggering heights through the profoundly perturbing power of hardworking words.

-If you're sick of your sales brochures being collected into giant stacks and used to steady wobbly chairs.

-If you're tired of even your hottest prospecs getting glazed looks in their eyes as they suffer through all your jargony web copy from jargonsville.

-If you're fed up with weak, limp, floppy and ineffective marketing materials, ads, brochures, web sites, press releases and even audio and video scripts.

Then you need some more Haddaditude in your life.

Dan and Lara, the Bizniks that...[more]

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  • Shaunne McNamee
    Given on Sat Aug 30, 2008.

    Well written article, Chris! You DO write great copy!!!

  • Denise Marinacci
    Given on Thu Aug 28, 2008.

    Wow, I met with Chris for some advice on my marketing materials and website and I sure got way more...[more]

  • Susan  Evans
    Given on Wed Aug 27, 2008.

    We couldn't be luckier having Chris as a coworker at Office Nomads. Not only is he highly entertaining to have...[more]

  • Brandi Pierce
    Given on Thu Aug 7, 2008.

    Chris creates the most accurate, poignant copy I have ever read.

    Chris is easy to work with, professional and talented...[more]

Chris's blog: The Hard-Working Words Blog

  • HWW #43: 3 Simple Ways To Make Good Money In Bad Times
    Posted Tue, 23 Sep 2008 by chris

    Lot’s to cover today, so let’s just cut to it in handy-dandy numbered form: 1. “Mr. Moneyfingers’” birthday was last week. I’m now a whopping 31 years old. Strangely, due to back surgery, I now feel younger than I did when I was thirty. It’s the fountain of youth in the form of a small, angry [...]

  • The Driftwood Guarantee
    Posted Tue, 09 Sep 2008 by chris

    Over on Orcas Island this weekend I had the following conversation with the lovely mid-fiftieswoman who ran the resort we were at: Me: “Is it a nice room?” Her: “Oh, it’s a very nice room.” Me: “Really?” Her: “I like this room so much that if you don’t like it you can go down to the water, grab a [...]

  • Jupiter And Saturn Brains . . . Why Microsoft Finally Did Something Right
    Posted Fri, 05 Sep 2008 by chris

    So if you’re at all interested in the wide world of marketing, you’ve probably already seen the new Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates buddy-comedy shoe store ad. But if you haven’t, here it is: Pretty funny, huh? Or at least pretty weird. I mean, there’s something just patently absurd about the whole thing. It’s like techno beat poetry in [...]

Chris's location

Seattle, Washington 98112

What Chris needs now

  • A neck massage. One round and two square meals a day. Someone to tell me what to wear. You. Yes, You. Right there. Reading this...[more]

    Updated Aug 01, 2007

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  • Events attended 27 events attended
  • Events hosted 5 events hosted
  • Profile last updated: Feb 25, 2008
  • Member since: Dec 21, 2005