Chris Haddad
Word Mercenary / Marketing Wonk

Moneyfingers, Inc.

• http://haddadink.com

• Skype: wordmerc

I help you build your business to staggering heights through the profoundly perturbing power of hardworking words.

-If you're sick of your sales brochures being collected into giant stacks and used to steady wobbly chairs.

-If you're tired of even your hottest prospecs getting glazed looks in their eyes as they suffer through all your jargony web copy from jargonsville.

-If you're fed up with weak, limp, floppy and ineffective marketing materials, ads, brochures, web sites, press releases and even audio and video scripts.

Then you need some more Haddaditude in your life.

Dan and Lara, the Bizniks that...[more]

I help you build your business to staggering heights through the profoundly perturbing power of hardworking words.

-If you're sick of your sales brochures being collected into giant stacks and used to steady wobbly chairs.

-If you're tired of even your hottest prospecs getting glazed looks in their eyes as they suffer through all your jargony web copy from jargonsville.

-If you're fed up with weak, limp, floppy and ineffective marketing materials, ads, brochures, web sites, press releases and even audio and video scripts.

Then you need some more Haddaditude in your life.

Dan and Lara, the Bizniks that be, hire me to write their copy. Maybe you should too. [less]

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  From Shaunne McNamee

  Given on Sat Aug 30, 2008.

  Well written article, Chris! You DO write great copy!!!
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  From Denise Marinacci

  Given on Thu Aug 28, 2008.

  Wow, I met with Chris for some advice on my marketing materials and website and I sure got way more...[more]

  Wow, I met with Chris for some advice on my marketing materials and website and I sure got way more than I ever expected. Chris has a way of cutting through the useless garbage to get to the real stuff...the stuff that will get the decision makers excited about doing business with you. Thanks Chris.   [less]
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  From Susan Evans

  Given on Wed Aug 27, 2008.

  We couldn't be luckier having Chris as a coworker at Office Nomads. Not only is he highly entertaining to have...[more]

  We couldn't be luckier having Chris as a coworker at Office Nomads. Not only is he highly entertaining to have around, but he is an incredibly thoughtful member of our community here. Oh, and as so many have said before, he is an absolute maestro with the written word. Keep on rockin', Chris!   [less]
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  From Brandi Pierce

  Given on Thu Aug 7, 2008.

  Chris creates the most accurate, poignant copy I have ever read.

  Chris is easy to work with, professional and talented...[more]

  Chris creates the most accurate, poignant copy I have ever read.

  Chris is easy to work with, professional and talented.

  When my clients need copy, Chris is the only one I will refer them to. Hands down, he's the best!   [less]

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Chris's blog: The Hard-Working Words Blog

• HWW #43: 3 Simple Ways To Make Good Money In Bad Times

  Posted Tue, 23 Sep 2008 by chris

  Lot’s to cover today, so let’s just cut to it in handy-dandy numbered form: 1. “Mr. Moneyfingers’” birthday was last week. I’m now a whopping 31 years old. Strangely, due to back surgery, I now feel younger than I did when I was thirty. It’s the fountain of youth in the form of a small, angry [...]

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• The Driftwood Guarantee

  Posted Tue, 09 Sep 2008 by chris

  Over on Orcas Island this weekend I had the following conversation with the lovely mid-fiftieswoman who ran the resort we were at: Me: “Is it a nice room?” Her: “Oh, it’s a very nice room.” Me: “Really?” Her: “I like this room so much that if you don’t like it you can go down to the water, grab a [...]

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• Jupiter And Saturn Brains . . . Why Microsoft Finally Did Something Right

  Posted Fri, 05 Sep 2008 by chris

  So if you’re at all interested in the wide world of marketing, you’ve probably already seen the new Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates buddy-comedy shoe store ad. But if you haven’t, here it is: Pretty funny, huh? Or at least pretty weird. I mean, there’s something just patently absurd about the whole thing. It’s like techno beat poetry in [...]

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