Chris Haddad
Word Mercenary / Marketing Wonk

Moneyfingers, Inc.

• http://haddadink.com

• Skype: wordmerc

I help you build your business to staggering heights through the profoundly perturbing power of hardworking words.

-If you're sick of your sales brochures being collected into giant stacks and used to steady wobbly chairs.

-If you're tired of even your hottest prospecs getting glazed looks in their eyes as they suffer through all your jargony web copy from jargonsville.

-If you're fed up with weak, limp, floppy and ineffective marketing materials, ads, brochures, web sites, press releases and even audio and video scripts.

Then you need some more Haddaditude in your life.

Dan and Lara, the Bizniks that be, hire me to write their copy. Maybe you should too.

Rhythmic, conversational copy that gets stupendously staggering results. I'm not into hype, obfuscation or lying, just taking the big benefits of what you sell or do and putting them out there in a way that your customers are guaranteed to respond to.

A neck massage. One round and two square meals a day. Someone to tell me what to wear. You. Yes, You. Right there. Reading this right now.

BS from Boston University's College of Communication. I've also taken courses with the American Writers and Artists Institute, the School of Visual Concepts and, my favorite educational experience, the school of unemployment, quickly followed by the school of self-unemployment.

I wrote the Biznik Manifesto, blather away on the Biznik podcast, contribute to the Biznik blog and have spent too much time talking about Biznik. Out in the real world, I've worked for everyone from Microsoft to a greeting card company, pumping out copy that puts a rocket under sales and makes my clients so happy that they sometimes pass out.