"Honey!--it's your mother on the phone."
If you have now or have ever had a mom, you may be interested in participating in some research I'm doing for a book.
It's about the relationships between women and their mothers over the phone. I'm looking for the common type of conversation you have with her. You don't have to take much time to participate. Just write it in a simple form: Me: Hi mom. I don't have too long to talk, but let's do a quick catch-up. Mom: Well, you know Clive up the street, he's got an ear infection. Me: I don't know Clive, but I hope he feels better soon. Mom: Clive's wife is the one with the terrible benign brain tumor....(you get the drift.)
I'd love to have permission to use your snippet as part of my project. Funny, poignant, crazy or two monologues passing, I'd love to read it. Answer only if I have your permission to use. Thanks!

