I have seen this on the net before... my favorite... the superman costume!
LAUGHTER:
The tendency to blame and sue others in our culture results in some very absurd, and sad, humor on the tags accompanying products:
"For external use only." — On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." — On a hair dryer.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." — On a windshield-covering dashboard sunshield.
"Do not eat toner." — On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"May irritate eyes." — On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." — On a novelty rock garden set.
"Do not use orally." — On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Do not use for drying pets." — In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." — On a portable stroller.
"Do not iron clothes on body." — On packaging for an iron.
"Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." — On a kid-sized Superman costume.
"May be harmful if swallowed." — On a hammer.
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." — In the manual for a chainsaw.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." — In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." — On a 6" x 10" inflatable picture frame.
"Do not put in mouth." — On a box of bottle rockets.
"Do not use as an ice cream topping." — On a bottle of hair coloring agent.